That's a great piece of satire.
My wife loves her Gen4 G17-- but it is no ordinary Glock. Thanks to "Tracker's" intervention, Teddy Jacobson ("Actions by T") bestowed his full range of magic upon it, including installation of a New York # 2 trigger.
As for myself . . . well . . . I have rejected the teachings of Gaston Glock and adhere to the gospels as set forth by Samuel Colt, John Moses Browning, Helmut Weldle, and the Brothers Rohrbaugh.
[Edited typo while reading through archives.]