I would be very very very careful about what you say, they are always watching, always listening, always using that intution stuff. Shoes and pocket books are sacred and to be worshiped, and revered, while a holster or two well...... one is OK but beyond that and a good a_ _ kicking might be in order for the man who oversteps the boundary of good sense no matter how many different size guns he may have to defend himself and his family. Hmmm.....they only have one pair of feet and typically they do not change size to much. Maybe we could throw shoes carried in a pocket book at the bad guys.