John:
Take the first taxi in line, tell the driver to take you to The Old Jameson Distillery, Bow Street, Dublin 7, and tell them you want to sign up for the comparative whiskey tasting.
'Sláinte chuig na fir, agus go mairfidh na mná go deo.'
[size=10][Health to the men, and may the women live forever!][/size]