I pretty sure it's just funny and PC too.
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Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a
good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you
came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done,
cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home
and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.
You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing.
Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is,
I'm leaving.
P.S. I'm leaving you for your BROTHER CARL and he and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! signed: Your EX-Wife
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Dear Ex-Wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you
and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry
from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your
constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off
all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look
just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't
say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with Carl, because I stopped eating pork a long time ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had
just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was
$49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I
quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. OH Well..
Everything happens for a reason. I hope you have the fulfilling life you
always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you
won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. Remember my sister Carla that you never met, Well 10 years ago she
had a sex change and her new name is Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed: your rich Ex -Husband
