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Offline cargaritaville

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Tomato Garden
« on: May 15, 2019, 06:47:21 PM »
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Having a gun in your hand is much more effective than having the entire police department on the phone!

Offline MikeInTexas

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Re: Tomato Garden
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2019, 09:20:31 PM »
A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day.
 
That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a huge buck.

"Where's Harry?", asked another hunter

"He fainted a couple miles up the trail,"Harry's partner answered.
 
"You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"

"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry."


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Re: Tomato Garden
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2019, 08:06:30 PM »
Mounted police officer rides his horse up to a small girl on a bicycle, says “Did Santa bring you that bike”, girl says “He sure did!”.  Cop says “Well tell Santa to put a reflector on the back next year” and gives her a $5 ticket.

Little girl says, “Sir, did Santa bring you that horse”....cop, laughing, says “sure did”.  Girl says “Well tell Santa that the prick goes on the bottom, not the top”.
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