The Water Cooler is the place for just about anything unrelated to the R9, as far as I know.
We have an isolated place, too. I was going to say "Protected by Smith & Wesson", but it is actually "Protected by Rohrbaugh", and an AR15 rifle.
If someone knocks at night, I plan to turn on strong porch lights, and then observe & talk through a side window which views the entrance porch.
Bill