Woodstock NY... old beer, stale hippies. Where there has never been a music festival, but everyone has come looking for one...
Woodstock...
... still no traffic lights.
... still no MacDonalds...
... the town with the highest percentage anywhere of liberals who vote conservative, and converatives who vote liberal, and neither group can explain their position without abandoning logic or raising taxes...
...where the most frequently seen parking sign reads "witches parking only, all others will be toad"...
but if you lived here, you'd be OM now.